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Let your heart be wounded...
... And give no mercy to your fear.
Created on 2001-06-16 13:50:00 (#185605), last updated 2009-11-26
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Basic Info| Name: | Her Adorable Marvelousness |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1988-03-02 |
| Location: | Dover, Delaware, United States |
Contact:
no_doubt63@hotmail.com BioMy name is Naomi, and no, I will not moan for you. I am tall, pink, fluffy, and ambiguously endowed. For those of you who think sexual orientation is important, you'll find it extremely important that I am practically asexual. People will tell you that I have been having a steamy, passionate affair with the English language since my prepubescent years, but that is the beginning and end of any steaminess in my life.
Sarcasm is the only constant in my moods. On a good day, I am lighthearted, optimistic, witty, inspired, intelligent, and sarcastic. On a bad day, I am surly, apathetic, cold, withdrawn, and sarcastic. I can annoy you no matter which way I swing.
I have had this LiveJournal for about eight years. Nearly everyone on my Friends List has known me since Back in the Day, and many of them are from the RL. If you have not known me since Back in the Day, or you are not from the RL, here is what you can expect: I am no slacker when it comes to updating this thing. I may throw out humorous quotations, the occasional lyrics post, cut entries with photographs or webcomics, and random aphorisms, but most of my entries are about events in my life, and boy, do I ramble. Here is the cast of characters, if I am being too esoteric:
Family
Laura - Older sister (22)
Mark - Older brother (25)
Maria - Sister-in-law (21)
Gavin - Nephew [son of Laura and a scumbag] (4)
Lily - Niece [daughter of Mark and Maria] (3)
Richard/Little Rad - Nephew [son of Mark and Maria] (<1)
Others
Greg - A best friend, male counterpart, and former love of my life (but I've gotten over that) (24)
Taylor - A super fabulous dude who is my superhero and homosexual lifemate (20)
Jack - Laura's boyfriend (37)
Tony - Jack's son (18)
Cathy - My favorite lesbian on the freaking planet (20)
Brittany - Girlfriend of Cathy (19)
Jehosephet - A Mexican former fiancé I cannot shake to save my life (27)
If you are offended by the LGBTerrific crowd, pretend racism, atheism, sexuality, bodily functions, profanity, or people who correct your spelling, you should probably skedaddle before your brain explodes.
Things to Avoid
Judgment
Pretentious, bad poetry
Psychoanalyzing me
The Snuggle fabric softener bear
The following words: belly, moist, ointment, pregnant, and bulbous
My journal layout is called Her Fog, Her Amphetamine, and Her Pearls, and it is the extraordinary work of![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
grrliz over at ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif)
thefulcrum.
Sarcasm is the only constant in my moods. On a good day, I am lighthearted, optimistic, witty, inspired, intelligent, and sarcastic. On a bad day, I am surly, apathetic, cold, withdrawn, and sarcastic. I can annoy you no matter which way I swing.
I have had this LiveJournal for about eight years. Nearly everyone on my Friends List has known me since Back in the Day, and many of them are from the RL. If you have not known me since Back in the Day, or you are not from the RL, here is what you can expect: I am no slacker when it comes to updating this thing. I may throw out humorous quotations, the occasional lyrics post, cut entries with photographs or webcomics, and random aphorisms, but most of my entries are about events in my life, and boy, do I ramble. Here is the cast of characters, if I am being too esoteric:
Family
Laura - Older sister (22)
Mark - Older brother (25)
Maria - Sister-in-law (21)
Gavin - Nephew [son of Laura and a scumbag] (4)
Lily - Niece [daughter of Mark and Maria] (3)
Richard/Little Rad - Nephew [son of Mark and Maria] (<1)
Others
Greg - A best friend, male counterpart, and former love of my life (but I've gotten over that) (24)
Taylor - A super fabulous dude who is my superhero and homosexual lifemate (20)
Jack - Laura's boyfriend (37)
Tony - Jack's son (18)
Cathy - My favorite lesbian on the freaking planet (20)
Brittany - Girlfriend of Cathy (19)
Jehosephet - A Mexican former fiancé I cannot shake to save my life (27)
If you are offended by the LGBTerrific crowd, pretend racism, atheism, sexuality, bodily functions, profanity, or people who correct your spelling, you should probably skedaddle before your brain explodes.
Things to Avoid
Judgment
Pretentious, bad poetry
Psychoanalyzing me
The Snuggle fabric softener bear
The following words: belly, moist, ointment, pregnant, and bulbous
My journal layout is called Her Fog, Her Amphetamine, and Her Pearls, and it is the extraordinary work of
grrliz over at thefulcrum. ConnectInterests (65):
a perfect circle, acronyms, anything hot pink, being straightedge, boys who blush, bubblegum chapstick, cameras, cheetos, chichester, chiclets, cookie dough, dean koontz, diet coke, dorks, e. e. cummings, english, fireflies, foreign languages, frank o’hara, friends, frogs, gaudy flashing plastic earrings, getting mail, goldfish, guns, hello kitty, hugs, inside jokes, kevin smith, ladybugs, laughing, little nemo, long sleeves, love notes, make-up, mints, music, my ex-teacher mrs. neeson, nail polish, non-mouth kisses, orgy, pleather, poetry, psychologists, rocking chairs, school plays, seagulls, sixlets, skipping, soda can tabs, sound effects, spikes, surrogate brothers, the air in chichester, the atlantic ocean, the internet, the letter "o", tool, turtles, victory, video games, wawa, words that i’ve invented, yellow duckies, zip-ties/barlocks
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